A mischievous raccoon in a top hat leans in to whisper the ultimate question: Are birds even real? This CheezeTeez original blends vintage illustration with tongue‑in‑cheek conspiracy humor — perfect for skeptics, wildlife lovers, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh over a pint. Printed on soft, durable cotton with a transparent‑background design that pops on any color shirt. Designed in Wisconsin, where raccoons and rumors both run wild.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Pearlized, tear-away label for comfortable wear; adult sizing
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with ethically sourced materials and Oeko‑Tex certification
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
