This vintage-inspired tee delivers a punch of playful irreverence with the phrase “I’m Not A Mormon But I Soak A Lot” in bold, distressed lettering. Centered between the text is a retro-style illustration of a wooden bed — cozy, classic, and just suggestive enough to spark a laugh.
Crafted for comfort and printed with a transparent background, this shirt pairs perfectly with any color and keeps the joke front and center. Whether you’re soaking in the irony or just love a good double entendre, this tee is your go-to for parties, bar nights, or casual rebellion
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage hand
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
