I’m Not a Mormon I Just Soak a Lot
$21.25
If you get it, you get it. If you don't, ask a friend from Provo.
Vintage-style lettering, a suspiciously innocent bed illustration, and a punchline that clears the room in the best way. Wear it to a family reunion. Wear it to a bachelor party. Wear it anywhere you'd like a stranger to make eye contact and then quietly nod.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting fit
- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage hand
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean