I’m Not a Mormon I Just Soak a Lot

$21.25

If you get it, you get it. If you don't, ask a friend from Provo.

Vintage-style lettering, a suspiciously innocent bed illustration, and a punchline that clears the room in the best way. Wear it to a family reunion. Wear it to a bachelor party. Wear it anywhere you'd like a stranger to make eye contact and then quietly nod.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — pre-shrunk for lasting fit

- Garment-dyed for soft color and vintage hand

- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) with relaxed fit

- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability

- Sizes S–4XL and 58 color options; sewn-in label

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean